Quote #28052
Food, love, career, and mothers, the four major guilt groups.
Quote #2142
Cogito ergo spud. – I think, therefore I yam
Quote #18239
A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.
Quote #32383
A friend is someone who reaches for your hand but touches your heart.
Quote #22319
Never injure a friend, even in jest.
Quote #22381
No one ever gets far unless he accomplishes the impossible at least once a...
Quote #25490
A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.
Quote #5310
The true university of these days is a collection of books.
Quote #16202
As empty vessels make the loudest sound, so they that have least with are...
Quote #9937
Music–the one incorporeal entrance into the higher world of knowledge, which comprehends mankind, but...