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Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
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I hate it in friends when they come too late to help.
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A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car...
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If a free society cannot help the many who are poor, it cannot save...
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I’m not a good butcher but I’ve had to learn to carve the joint....
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My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the...
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The end result of kindness is that it draws people to you.
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It is fun to be in the same decade with you.
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If you think you can, you can. And if you think you can’t, you’re...