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People judge you not by the size of your feet, but by whether your...
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Let not your mind run on what you lack as much as on what...
Quote #21961
No man is justified in doing evil on the ground of expediency.
Quote #24946
The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts, therefore guard...
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A little learning is a dangerous thing, but a lot of ignorance is just...
Quote #1972
Freud is the father of psychoanalysis. It has no mother.
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #19703
Do good to thy Friend to keep him, to thy enemy to gain him.
Quote #24503
I was so free with him as not to mince the matter.
Quote #12021
You can choose your behavior, the world chooses your consequences.