Quote #28999
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
Quote #16578
If you let a bully come in your front yard, he’ll be on your...
Quote #28876
Hope is the only universal liar who never loses his reputation for veracity.
Quote #33392
I don’t really trust a sane person.
Quote #20071
Growing old is a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it...
Quote #10640
Bear in mind that you should conduct yourself in life as at a feast.
Quote #10815
But all who are not lunitics are agreed about certain things: That it is...
Quote #6131
Genealogy is based on the obviously silly idea that there is no such thing...
Quote #780
Politics is the skilled use of blunt objects.
Quote #3813
Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature.