Quote #11233
A pessimist, confronted with two bad choices, chooses both.
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Never lose hope.
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Do not despair of life. Think of the fox, prowling in a winter night...
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There are people who make things happen, there are people who watch things happen,...
Quote #16520
In real life, unlike in Shakespeare, the sweetness of the rose depends upon the...
Quote #29832
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
Quote #21961
No man is justified in doing evil on the ground of expediency.
Quote #28252
I can still recall old Mister Barnslow getting out every morning and nailing a...
Quote #20387
Humor is something that thrives between man’s aspirations and his limitations. There is more...
Quote #18355
Ladies of Fashion starve their happiness to feed their vanity, and their love to...