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You are forgiven for your happiness and your successes only if you generously consent...
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You can get a lot farther with a kind word and a gun than...
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I usually make up my mind about a man in ten seconds; and I...
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Just as bees will swarm about to protect their nest, so will I ‘swarm...
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80 percent of the balls that don’t reach the hole, don’t go in.
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If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant.
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A sign of a celebrity is that his name is often worth more than...
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I wouldn’t ever set out to hurt anyone deliberately unless it was, you know,...
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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Progress isn’t made by early risers. It’s made by lazy men trying to find...