Quote #12857
Nothing makes your sense of humor disappear faster than having somebody ask you where...
Quote #18755
Life without liberty is like a body without spirit.
Quote #2090
Dying is easy. Comedy is difficult.
Quote #10444
To refuse awards is another way of accepting them with more noise than is...
Quote #11098
Nature is trying very hard to make us succeed, but nature does not depend...
Quote #14610
It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value.
Quote #31619
Nothing got him angrier than when people implied he was paranoid. It made him...
Quote #3816
I have a cat named Trash. In the current political climate it would seem...
Quote #857
A dog will look up on you; a cat will look down on you;...
Quote #8217
Such is the common process of marriage. A youth and maiden exchange meeting by...