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There is no nonsense so errant that it cannot be made the creed of...
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As A general rule, people marry most hapily with their own kind. The trouble...
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One may as well be asleep as to read for anything but to improve...
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Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
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I never write Metropolis for seven cents because I can get the same price...
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Like the old motto of a famous Sunday paper, ‘All human life was there’...
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If we didn’t live venturously, plucking the wild goat by the beard, and trembling...
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It is said an eastern monarch once charged his wise men to invent a...
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We cannot swing up on a rope that is attached only to our own...
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I never vote for anyone I always vote against.