Quote #25144
There is not one in a hundred of either sex who is not taken...
Quote #4049
If indeed you must be candid, be candid beautifully.
Quote #10628
I am an old man, but in many senses a very young man. And...
Quote #615
Women are at last becoming persons first and wives second, and that is as...
Quote #13766
It is better to be defeated on principle than to win on lies.
Quote #369
Anyone with more than 365 pair of shoes is a pig.
Quote #15403
A fellow who says he has never told a lie has just told one.
Quote #28042
Life is God’s joke on us. It’s our mission to figure out the punchline.
Quote #23756
The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get...
Quote #914
The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings. The inherent virtue...