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If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of...
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He shall separate himself from wine and strong drink, and shall drink no vinegar...
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If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal. Not...
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Life was a funny thing that occured on the way to the grave.
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There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness.
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I must govern the clock, not be governed by it.
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Perpetual inspiration is as necessary to the life of goodness, holiness and happiness as...
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We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out...
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I think we’re seeing in working mothers a change from ‘Thank God it’s Friday’...
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Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to...