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My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she...
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There is always an easy solution to every human problem — neat, plausible, and...
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Out of life’s school of war What does not destroy me, makes me stronger.
Quote #22159
Know, first, who you are and then adorn yourself accordingly.
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Assault weapons’ menacing looks, coupled with the public’s confusion over fully-automatic machine guns versus...
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The danger is not that a particular class is unfit to govern. Every class...
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A mother is not a person to lean on but a person to make...
Quote #1959
Television: chewing gum for the eyes.
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Accept that all of us can be hurt, that all of us can –...
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We challenge each other to be funnier and smarter.