Quote #2346
Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk carton so badly that...
Quote #25030
Start by doing what’s necessary then do what’s possible and suddenly you are doing...
Quote #15650
Religion is a man using a divining rod. Philosophy is a man using a...
Quote #32832
It isn’t the great pleasures that count the most it’s making a great deal...
Quote #3796
Every man is wise when attacked by a mad dog; fewer when pursued by...
Quote #1258
Love is an irresistable desire to be irresistably desired.
Quote #15556
Nature is the most thrifty thing in the world; she never wastes anything; she...
Quote #9843
You can win a million battles but you can only lose one.
Quote #4425
I have gained this by philosophy: that I do without being commanded what others...
Quote #21801
I would not vote for the mayor. It’s not just because he didn’t invite...