Quote #19443
Tommy If I wanted a kiss I’d call your mother.
Quote #16959
All conservatives are such from personal defects. They have been effeminated by position or...
Quote #34543
He who lives without folly isn’t so wise as he thinks.
Quote #17938
It is easy to fly into a passion–anybody can do that–but to be angry...
Quote #18493
Happy The price is wrong, bitch.
Quote #1161
I not only use all the brains that I have, but all that I...
Quote #13942
If man does his best what else is there?
Quote #27155
That it will never come again is what makes life sweet.
Quote #31248
Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn’t work out,...
Quote #33327
One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am...