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It is a double pleasure to deceive the deceiver.
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Fathers send their sons to college either because they went to college or because...
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Seize opportunity by the beard, for it is bald behind.
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Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe...
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My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a...
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A crime which is the crime of many none avenge.
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Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for...
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So much of what is best in us is bound up in our love...
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Half the world is composed of idiots, the other half of people clever enough...
Quote #698
An incompetent attorney can delay a trial for months or years. A competent attorney...