Quote #10951
I like my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in...
Quote #5041
It makes no difference if I burn my bridges behind me – I never...
Quote #34022
My masculinity isn’t hinged on whether or not I knit.
Quote #19159
Scandisk is now checking your hard disk. You can start praying.
Quote #25889
I never reprimand a boy in the evening-darkness and a troubled mind are a...
Quote #9890
When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang...
Quote #13366
The essence of living is discovering. Indeed, it is the joy of discovering that...
Quote #26626
Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor.
Quote #4107
I believe that what woman resents is not so much giving herself in pieces...
Quote #17878
Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you...