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Funny is an attitude.
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There are two things to aim at in life: first, to get what you...
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Tears are the rinse water of an unhappy heart.
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Love is a fruit in season at all times, and within the reach of...
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I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.
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God grants liberty only to those who love it and are always ready to...
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Is there a rehab center for Coke drinkers? I drink six to eight cans...
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When I look back on all the worries I remember the story of the...
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Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up.
Quote #2375
Scandal is gossip made tedious by morality.