Quote #9175
The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any.
Quote #34494
We’re all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on...
Quote #23210
It is neither wealth nor splendor, but tranquility and occupation, which give happiness.
Quote #17200
I am not an Athenian or a Greek, but a citizen of the world.
Quote #12148
If you want to improve, be content to be thought foolish and stupid.
Quote #15708
Poor is the man who does not know his own intrinsic worth and tends...
Quote #16882
They say the cows laid out Boston. Well, there are worse surveyors.
Quote #17902
It was enough to make a body ashamed of the human race.
Quote #2615
Canada is a country so square that even the female impersonators are women.
Quote #31077
A nuclear power plant is infinently safer than eating, because 300 people choke to...