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No matter how smart you are, you spend much of your day being an...
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Ful wys is he that can himselven knowe (Very wise is he that can...
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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To endure is the first thing that a child ought to learn, and that...
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I’ve learned that you can’t hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of...
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The acquisition of knowledge is the mission of research, the transmission of knowledge is...
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Poor Mexico – so far from God and so close to the United States.
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I think the highest and lowest points are the important ones. Anything else is...
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Republicans believe every day is the Fourth of July, but Democrats believe every day...
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Happy I’m stupid. You’re smart. I was wrong. You were right. You’re the best....