Quote #29321
We are an arrogant species, full of terrible potential, but we also have a...
Quote #24829
If the grass is greener in the other fellow’s yard – let him worry...
Quote #3017
It is no disgrace to be poor, but it might as well be.
Quote #27533
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several...
Quote #1948
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
Quote #2900
The chief contribution of Protestantism to human thought is its massive proof that God...
Quote #23799
Come to think of it, there are already a million monkeys on a million...
Quote #33034
Oh, you weak, beautiful people who give up with such grace. What you need...
Quote #4582
Nothing can be done at once hastily and prudently.
Quote #17101
We do not regret the loss of our friends by reasons of their merit,...