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It was enough to make a body ashamed of the human race.
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I not only use all the brains that I have, but all that I...
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Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing.
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It is in fact nothing short of a miracle that the modern methods of...
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All labor that uplifts humanity has dignity and importance and should be undertaken with...
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I wonder whether if I had an education I should have been more or...
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Our brains are seventy-year clocks. The Angel of Life winds them up once for...
Quote #2044
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
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Love is a medicine for the sickness of the world a prescription often given,...
Quote #3012
The average man does not know what to do with his life, yet wants...