Quote #3007
God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.
Quote #5083
Raise your sail one foot and you get ten feet of wind.
Quote #23934
If you make a habit of sincere prayer, your life will be very noticeably...
Quote #5882
Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have...
Quote #12250
You either have to be first, best or different.
Quote #25172
Our lives don’t really belong to us, you see — they belong to the...
Quote #22519
There are some people, you know, they think the way to be a big...
Quote #14214
My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.
Quote #18761
Art is a step from what is obvious and well-known toward what is arcane...
Quote #10446
The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations...