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Physics is to math what sex is to masturbation.
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The secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I...
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In times of joy, all of us wished we possessed a tail we could...
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When asked what was the proper time for supper If you are a rich...
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The most important question in the world is, ‘Why is the child crying’
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That so few now dare to be eccentric, marks the chief danger of our...
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A billion here, a billion there, and pretty soon you’re talking about real money.
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Problems are only opportunities in work clothes.
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Hate is the consequence of fear we fear something before we hate it a...
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A little and a little, collected together, become a great deal; the heap in...