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The difference between a rich man and a poor man is this — the...
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One should only see a psychiatrist out of boredom.
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While technically I did not commit a crime, an impeachable offense… these are legalisms,...
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Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark...
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Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
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The greatest obstacle to being heroic is the doubt whether one may not be...
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You can put wings on a pig, but you don’t make it an eagle.
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Take death for example. A great deal of our effort goes into avoiding it....
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Don’t pray when it rains if you don’t pray when the sun shines.
Quote #30941
Epigrams succeed where epics fail.