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Many an optimist has become rich by buying out a pessimist.
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Go after a man’s weakness, and never, ever, threaten unless you’re going to follow...
Quote #2954
Our Constitution protects aliens, drunks, and U.S. senators.
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The need to be right — the sign of a vulgar mind.
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If you put a chain around the neck of a slave, the other end...
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Mighty are the winds of time, which sweep away the despair of a broken...
Quote #29627
I have a simple philosophy. Fill what’s empty. Empty what’s full. And scratch where...
Quote #2514
I have to think hard to name an interesting man who does not drink.
Quote #24548
A man’s memory may almost become the art of continually varying and misrepresenting his...
Quote #34085
Riches and power are but gifts of blind fate, whereas goodness is the result...