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You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.
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The fundamental defect of fathers is that they want their children to be a...
Quote #2744
Be modest! It is the kind of pride least likely to offend.
Quote #16650
Unless each day can be looked back upon by an individual as one in...
Quote #3086
The pencil sharpener is about as far as I have ever got in operating...
Quote #2573
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead- not sick, not wounded...
Quote #2999
Any pitcher who throws at a batter and deliberately tries to hit him is...
Quote #8427
Broadly speaking, the short words are the best, and the old words best of...
Quote #26267
Indeed, the Founders mentioned the pagan authors in so many heartfelt speeches, pamphlets and...
Quote #16874
Do not be too timid and squeamish about your actions. All life is an...