Quote #11957
A special Providence protects fools, drunkards, small children and the United States of America.
Quote #25771
If you can’t make it better, you can laugh at it.
Quote #25235
Character builds slowly but it can be torn down with incredible swiftness.
Quote #19169
Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
Quote #27888
I’m proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is...
Quote #3435
Drink to me.
Quote #2039
There are few minds to which tyranny is not delightful.
Quote #22946
If you can’t ignore an insult, top it if you can’t top it, laugh...
Quote #5731
Use missteps as stepping stones to deeper understanding and greater achievement.
Quote #10914
The deeds will not be less valiant because they are unpraised.