Quote #6064
Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.
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Nature gave men two ends — one to sit on, and one to think...
Quote #33424
Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards.
Quote #3561
Difficulties strengthen the mind, as labor does the body.
Quote #25310
A tree is known by its fruit a man by his deeds. A good...
Quote #8341
To suppose, as we all suppose, that we could be rich and not behave...
Quote #34472
Don’t be a fool and die for your country. Let the other sonofabitch die...
Quote #23654
This body is not a home but an inn, and that only briefly. –...
Quote #29173
I’m like old wine. They don’t bring me out very often, but I’m well...
Quote #13259
The health of the eye seems to demand a horizon. We are never tired,...