Quote #3395
Life is but a walking Shadow, a poor Player That struts and frets his...
Quote #27199
We spend the first twelve months of our children’s lives teaching them to walk...
Quote #20552
The first day of spring is one thing, and the first spring day is...
Quote #14502
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
Quote #8500
I would rather discover one scientific fact than become King of Persia.
Quote #13060
I have decided that suicide is completely out of the question. I refuse to...
Quote #21314
So they the Government go on in strange paradox, decided only to be undecided,...
Quote #28407
Something tells me that the first mousetrap wasn’t designed to catch mice at all,...
Quote #15011
Folly is often more cruel in the consequences than malice can be in the...
Quote #29825
I have nothing but confidence in you, and very little of that.