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How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue...
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I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.
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It is not really difficult to construct a series of inferences, each dependent upon...
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Many that live deserve death. And some die that deserve life. Can you give...
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The best computer is a man, and it’s the only one that can be...
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Never grow a wishbone where your backbone ought to be.
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The television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living...
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The drying up a single tear has more of honest fame than shedding seas...
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Don’t ever get your speedometer confused with your clock, like I did once, because...