Quote #11581
Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.
Quote #13233
Violence is the way stupid people try to level the playing field.
Quote #26705
Tito Fuentes is safe at second with a triple.
Quote #28505
A gentle word is never lost…It cheers the heart when sorrow-tossed, And lulls the...
Quote #4727
Never expose yourself unnecessarily to danger; a miracle may not save you…and if it...
Quote #20740
The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius.
Quote #21054
A vein of poetry exists in the hearts of all men.
Quote #34893
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents...
Quote #18816
Yesterday is but today’s memory, and tomorrow is today’s dream.
Quote #2297
It is better to be quotable than to be honest.