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Some days you’re a bug, some days you’re a windshield.
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I have nothing to declare but my genius.
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What a mistake to suppose that the passions are strongest in youth The passions...
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You can’t wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.
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It doesn’t make a difference what temperature a room is, it’s always room temperature.
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The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the...
Quote #3697
I gather, young man, that you wish to be a Member of Parliament. The...
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My own suspicion is that the universe is not only stranger than we suppose,...
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Two things a man should never be angry at what he can help, and...
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...