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An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented...
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Irony is the hygiene of the mind.
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All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a...
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This one step — choosing a goal and sticking to it — changes everything.
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The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts therefore, guard...
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If everything on earth were rational, nothing would happen.
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There are many ways of breaking a heart. Stories were full of hearts broken...
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You cannot slander human nature it is worse than words can paint it.
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Goodness is the only investment that never fails.
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If you wish good advice, consult an old man.