Quote #14049
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
Quote #20360
The only thing I was fit for was to be a writer, and this...
Quote #2788
A bachelor never quite gets ove the idea that he is a thing of...
Quote #12519
Unlike human beings, computers possess the truly profound stupidity of the inanimate.
Quote #3075
Any ordinary man can…surround himself with two thousand books…and thenceforward have at least one...
Quote #28195
If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe...
Quote #28897
Patience has its limits. Take it too far, and it’s cowardice.
Quote #23503
I’ve done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether...
Quote #14402
Our worst enemies here are not the ignorant and simple, however cruel; our worst...
Quote #3595
Be wiser than other people, if you can, but do not tell them so.