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Don’t believe your friends when they ask you to be honest with them. All...
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I was the originator of smack. Some guys rattle with smack with other guys...
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A cucumber whould be well sliced, and dressed with pepper and viniger, and then...
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Perhaps the mission of those who love mankind is to make people laugh at...
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The best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for...
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Joy is not in things; it is in us.
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Five thousand balloons, capable of raising two men each, could not cost more than...
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Man perfected by society is the best of all animals he is the most...
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Cats regard people as warmblooded furniture.
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The man who said he never had a chance, never took a chance.