Quote #2074
Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly.
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Yesterday I was a dog. Today I’m a dog. Tomorrow I’ll probably still be...
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I’ve been on a diet for two weeks and all I’ve lost is two...
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A sound mind in a sound body is a short but full description of...
Quote #1918
Life is a zoo in a jungle.
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Hallow the body as a temple to comeliness and sanctify the heart as a...
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I have news for the forces of greed and the defenders of the status...
Quote #15180
Remember that happiness is as contagious as gloom. It should be the first duty...
Quote #9741
Blessedness is not the reward of virtue, but virtue itself; neither do we rejoice...
Quote #17828
Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable.