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If I had my way, any man guilty of golf would be ineligible for...
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Nothing, of course, begins at the time you think it did.
Quote #30606
Always treat people with respect and kindness, for they may be selected to be...
Quote #300
The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.
Quote #12982
Before the beginning of great brilliance, there must be chaos. Before a brilliant person...
Quote #13511
I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.
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The day will come when the mystical generation of Jesus by the Supreme Being...
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A word to the wise is infuriating.
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Death ends a life, not a relationship.
Quote #357
I never realized until lately that women were supposed to be inferior.