Quote #2559
I hate women because they always know where things are.
Quote #11318
Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.
Quote #6053
No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that...
Quote #12484
Everything comes to him who waits but a loaned book.
Quote #23863
You can tell the character of every man when you see how he receives...
Quote #17652
Garth Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress...
Quote #4882
The law hath not been dead, though it hath slept.
Quote #6453
If you are not a liberal at twenty, you have no heart. If you...
Quote #3336
The world is so dreadfully managed, one hardly knows to whom to complain.
Quote #21507
The world is too much with us late and soon,Getting and spending, we lay...