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One never notices what has been done; one can only see what remains to...
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Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we...
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Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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You begin saving the world by saving one person at a time all else...
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The world is round and the place which may seem like the end may...
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An income tax form is like a laundry list — either way you lose...
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Husbands are like fires – they go out when unattended.
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Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like...
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It shouldn’t be too much of a surprise that the Internet has evolved into...
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Let every fox take care of his own tail.