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One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct...
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Be the master of your will and the slave of your conscience.
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Mothers all want their sons to grow up to be president, but they don’t...
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Doctrine is nothing but the skin of truth set up and stuffed.
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The ideals which have lighted my way, and time after time have given me...
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Those who set out nobly to be their brother’s keeper sometimes end up by...
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Love comforteth like sunshine after rain.
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The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a...
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A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation.
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Eternity’s a terrible thought. I mean, where’s it all going to end