Quote #5538
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Quote #32825
Good intentions will always be pleaded for every assumption of authority. It is hardly...
Quote #3280
Love is so much better when you are not married.
Quote #33177
The world is exactly like you think it is, and that’s why.
Quote #33242
In any man who dies there dies with him, his first snow and kiss...
Quote #26171
So cheat your landlord if you can and must, but do not try to...
Quote #28171
If you’re a boxing referee, it’s probably illegal to wear a bow tie that...
Quote #13420
From timber so crooked as that from which man is carved, nothing entirely straight...
Quote #33664
I’m worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It’s not holding a charge.
Quote #5456
Exile, for no other motive than ease, would be the last defeat, with no...