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A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke and that the...
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Men are like wine some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
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Who could follow Carson? Well, believe me, somebody can – and will.
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Experience a comb life gives you after you lose your hair.
Quote #16553
Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one’s courage.
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Sanity is a cozy lie.
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Fear not a jest. If one throws salt at you, you will not be...
Quote #16897
What greater pain could mortals have than this To see their children dead before...
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Democracy means not ‘I am as good as you are’ but ‘You are as...
Quote #12651
Buying books would be a good thing if one could also buy the time...