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Research is the process of going up alleys to see if they are blind.
Quote #33043
The only thing dumber than a pitcher is two pitchers.
Quote #21073
If the Phone Doesn’t Ring, It’s Me
Quote #13139
Erase fancy; curb impulse; quench desire; let sovereign reason have the mastery.
Quote #32865
I hate television. I hate it as much as I hate peanuts. But I...
Quote #19340
Nothing you can’t spell will ever work.
Quote #20510
He that can live alone resembles the brute beast in nothing, the sage in...
Quote #29539
A person who doesn’t lose his wits over certain things has no wits to...
Quote #32018
Love is friendship set on fire.
Quote #28468
Half the failures of this world arise from pulling in one’s horse as he...