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Adjectives are the potbelly of poetry.
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I’m not dumb enough to be a goalie.
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Basically my wife was immature. I’d be at home in the bath and she’d...
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We know that dictators are quick to choose aggression, while free nations strive to...
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Beware of the young doctor and the old barber.
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My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency...
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Happy I’m stupid. You’re smart. I was wrong. You were right. You’re the best....
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When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, ‘Did you sleep good’...