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Fun is fundamental. There is no way around it. You absolutely must have fun....
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If we had less statemanship we could get along with fewer battleships.
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Today’s public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there...
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My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in...
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A painting in a museum hears more ridiculous opinions than anything else in the...
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Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everybody agrees that it is...
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The most important single ingredient in the formula of success is knowing how to...
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There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
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If we had no faults of our own, we would not take so much...
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Abundance, like want, ruins many.