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Knowledge always desires increase; it is like fire, which must first be kindled by...
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The only time anyone has ever gotten into serious trouble was when he decided...
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Funny how the new things are the old things.
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Faith is a cop-out. If the only way you can accept an assertion is...
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I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.