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When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares...
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If you don’t learn to laugh at trouble, you won’t have anything to laugh...
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If we had more time for discussion, we should probably have made a great...
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Where today are the Pequot Where are the Narragansett, the Mohican, the Pokanoket, and...
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Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good...
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I brought myself down. I impeached myself by resigning.
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Nothing feebler than a man does the earth raise up, of all the things...
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Never ruin an apology with an excuse.
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To business that we love, we rise betime and go to’t with delight.
Quote #14772
Fig Newton: The force required to accelerate a fig 39.37 inches per sec.