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When they kept you out it was because you were black when they let...
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A legend is an old man with a cane known for what he used...
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It is not the rich man you should properly call happy, but him who...
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Carl Spackler IT’S IN THE HOLE.
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Die I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional...
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Any acceptance of authority is the very denial of truth.
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I love drugs, but I hate hangovers, and the hatred of the hangover wins...
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Behavior is what a man does, not what he thinks, feels, or believes
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Don’t let your sorrow come higher than your knees.
Quote #1948
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.