Quote #34448
The best plan is to profit by the folly of others.
Quote #12122
Alas! While the speculative honourable professor explains the entire existence has he in distraction...
Quote #620
I stopped believing in Santa Claus at age six when my mother took me...
Quote #3081
I love America. You always hurt the one you love.
Quote #19164
Some authors should be paid by the quantity NOT written.
Quote #3938
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything,...
Quote #17674
All we have of freedom — all we use or know — This our...
Quote #20554
A friend is what the heart needs all the time.
Quote #1762
The way to fight a woman is with your hat. Grab it and run.
Quote #160
When a dog bites a man that is not news, but when a man...