Quote #9610
Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind.
Quote #27704
It would be nice if the Food and Drug Administration stopped issuing warnings about...
Quote #11360
Better the foot slip than the tongue.
Quote #11315
Anyone without a sense of humor is at the mercy of everyone else.
Quote #27059
The presidency is temporary-but the family is permanent.
Quote #19432
Skiing consists of wearing 3,000 worth of clothes and equipment and driving 200 miles...
Quote #18028
The young always have the same problem- how to rebel and conform at the...
Quote #21448
I thank God for my handicaps, for through them, I have found myself, my...
Quote #26736
The way he’s swinging the bat, he won’t get a hit until the 20th...
Quote #16813
A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell.