Quote #23234
I have the consolation of having added nothing to my private fortune during my...
Quote #30343
The miserable have no other medicine But only hope.
Quote #15593
The tipping custom originated in England when small sums were dropped into a box...
Quote #7738
Be mild with the mild, shrewd with the crafty, confiding to the honest, rough...
Quote #25435
The only way of knowing a person is to love them without hope.
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #19663
If your head is wax, don’t walk in the sun.
Quote #22523
My own view is that taping of conversations for historical purposes was a bad...
Quote #11946
Most cars on our roads have only one occupant, usually the driver.
Quote #3068
I used to be a lawyer, but now I am a reformed character.